January 26, 2007

Poor unfortunate souls!!

I drive by a Mexican restaurant, Margarita's today. I ate there a long time ago and loved their tacos (the shells are made there). I thought that would be great to go there tonight. So I get all the kids ready to go and we pick up Lonnie at his office(another story). We go to Margarita's. There is a huge line to get seated. I put our name in and she said it would be about 30 minutes. Well since we are such a gigantic family we were not seated for over an hour. (don't ask why I wanted to wait that long) During this time Ashton manages to fall off of a bar stool he was sitting on and was screaming(should have left then!)
So while we are waiting I take notice that three women, we will call them the Witches of Eastwick, were checking Lonnie out. They at first didn't notice me, but soon did. It was sooooooo obvious what they were doing.
Waitress says: I can seat you at this table. (of course the one right next to the bitches, O' I mean the Witches of Eastwick) I say NO thank you. I will wait. Well then Lonnie is wiggin' out cuz he is about to starve. So I tell him why. O' he says.
So we wait two more minutes for a different table. We get seated and get our food really quick! Meanwhile each one of those Witches came to the bathroom, which we were seated next to, probably trying to get Lonnie's attention. In the past, the Mr nice guy that he his would have said Hello when they came by. NOPE not this time! Lonnie didn't even give them the time of day! Or Night!
Nathan chokes on a long stringy piece of Lettuce. At the time I didn't know what it was. Lonnie looks at me and says "What's wrong with him?" UUUUUHHH duh he is C H O K I N G! I rip him out of the buckled seat and start pounding on his back with him hanging upside down almost. OUT comes the lettuce. Well he is soooo traumatized that he now won't even take a drink of water or eat any food. So I have the waitress bring me a to go box and wrap up my food and me and Naty boy go to the car. What do I see across the parking lot. The Witches. Who are totally looking at me and then proceed to stare me down as they skidded away! Okay so WHATEVER!!! I wanted to give them a piece of my mind. So on the way home I was telling Lonnie what they had done and about the whole situation.
So here's my take.
They see a good looking hottie, opps he is married, oooo look at his wife, I bet I could give him a good time or two, I bet he is bored with his life, yada yada yada!! Not true at all, not even close. I wanted to tell them what they really are missing out on. Lonnie and I are the happiest we have ever been and continue on a daily basis to grow that! I told Lonnie on the way home that if the hottest richest guy offered himself and money to me that I would simply say NO! Just the thought of it grosses me out! Nothing in the world could be better than the life we have with our family and each other. I would absolutely feel an emptiness inside me if I didn't have Lonnie and Lonnie feels the same.
So in this situation I did not ever feel threatened. It was just irritating!. It was obvious that they did not have what I have. (BTW: they were all smoking, how gross)

POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS !

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swampbaby said...

I'm so happy to know you are so happy. You have a great fam!

Tori :) said...

Women like that irritate the heck out of me!!! They just assume the men must be SOOooooo unhappy because they have the nagging wife and tons of kids... (I have 5 + 2 step daughters!) Little do they know what kind of happiness a great marriage and family can bring. :)